Handy Sandy

A hand job given with sandpaper

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw

by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011

sandy jane

a sandy vagina
a vagina with sand in it

Sally : hey when we went to the beach i got a real sandy jane
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of

by emma the psychopath January 20, 2009

sandy

of a sandy texture or color. the color of a lions fur.

The man who stole my watch had sandy colored hair and blue eyes.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

Sandy Gilmer

When someone is acting like a total baby or really pissing all over your parade. It is way worse than calling someone a "brat" or a "pussy"

"Man, did you see Vance, he is acting like big Sandy Gilmer!"

or "Look at that man bitching over there like a big Sandy Gilmer"

by Lil Miss S February 3, 2010

Sandy

Sandy

Sandy is a woman.

by Wyld Wycked One December 20, 2016

sandy

After a girl makes you a sandwich, you proceed to eat it while she gives you a handjob.

Cameron had sex with her?

Nah, he's really religious and hungry so he just got a sandy

by worthy alumni chair April 22, 2011

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008