a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet
by timothy hurst October 22, 2018
Get the samuel kikkertmug. A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens
by Sw4G sK8t3rz August 6, 2012
Get the Samuel clemmensmug. Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.
To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.
by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010
Get the Samuel O'Haremug. 
One massive fanny who creates bullshit excuses in order to watch xXMonster _rapes_Litle_Girl_HentaiXx and eat Herbalife protein bars which are cult aproved btw he also enjoys talking to older women who have no lifes and play league and only gain self worth through a horny 16 year old named samuel
by Quirky_Orc January 2, 2019
Get the Samuel Chaimug. by Slimeual42069024 October 1, 2019
Get the samuel molinemug. Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
by Mavrik89 June 23, 2020
Get the Samuel Tmug.