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Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.
This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.
by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003
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Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.
Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.
by kieran51 November 12, 2010
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samaey

The dog is humping up your leg, he is feeling a bit of samaey tofay
by bart samaey April 7, 2005
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Samaila

A boy who loves to have fun and could be sometimes shy. Always brings good vibes and cracks his audience up. He is very talented and hardworking but could be very lazy sometimes. He is very smart and has great leadership qualities. He loves eating food a lot and can't be separated from it. He loves his family and friends and tends to surprise them, showomg them outmost love and care. He is handsome and good looking. A lot of girls secretly have a crush on him.
I sure wish I could use a Samaila to lighten me up !
by Floki March 20, 2017
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Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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Pantsu._.sama

A wholesome asian chick that runs a great meme page.
"Pantsu._.sama has a very wholesome page"
by Ahegao.gay June 22, 2018
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Samah

a dirty person,a mutated person,,extremely manipulative,cheap,bad odor,yellow-black teeth,is regarded as an insult in the middle east.
man! you are such a samah!
your teeth are so samahy!
samah you!
by samay el emayd 62 January 30, 2010
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