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Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.
Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025
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Stump

A goofball-ass bish who cant read, and thinks a synonym is a bun.
Julianna is such a stump.. I cant believe she's dating Bill, he's way too smart for her.
by UrbanDictionaryNat June 17, 2018
mugGet the Stumpmug.

dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013
mugGet the dump stumpmug.

Stump

The shortened version of Stumphead.
"these kids are stumps"
by Abragore January 23, 2019
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Hamids Stump

A women who looks like the bottom half a tree or a buffalo.
"Dat hoe looks like Hamids Stump2
by dizzy ratbeard September 3, 2016
mugGet the Hamids Stumpmug.

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022
mugGet the stump roadmug.

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin
by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007
mugGet the stump eatermug.

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