Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.
I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.
by Already Stressed September 29, 2011
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stain stress

yo these train seats give me stain stress
by yatic January 17, 2022
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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
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Stress-chilling

verb; describes a state of being where one is outwardly chill but inwardly panicking

What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it
Co-worker: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”
by Stresschiller December 20, 2019
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Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
by LesteerTheMolester August 28, 2024
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Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness
Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!
by Ninarose2456 November 06, 2022
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