Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Step Boyfriend

A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.

"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"

"So he's like a step boyfriend?"

by Astral21 April 22, 2021

Long step

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.

Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.

by Lynchum August 13, 2014

dub step

Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in south London, United Kingdom. Its overall sound has been described as "tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals"

Look up bassnectar, skrillex for examples of dubstep

Guy 1: Why does this dj keep playing fucking ke$ha?

Guy 2: I don't know he should really put on some dub step.

Guy 1: That would be awesome dub step makes my ears orgasm!

by ItsColdUpHere September 23, 2011

Step sis

Something that teens jerk off to the night before an exam that hey end up falling asleep through and failing

Did u see that porn on ph

Yea, what are u doing step bro

Haha

Step sis was thicc

by J0hnny s1ns October 5, 2020

Jank Step

Mediocre Canadian techno. Often peppered with bad synth plugins and improper arrangement. Constantly refuses to employ the use of advanced digital recording techniques. Repeated use of claps and un-required hi-hats.

Girl 1: Hey i heard JPEG is headling "Jank Fest"
Girl 2: Whats "Jank Fest?"
Girl 1: Its a Jank Step music festival
Girl 2: Oh well OMJ should be headlining then.
Dave: Does anyone have pants ?

by Jankfest March 9, 2011

the next step

A Dance TV show that is amazing

“Hey, have you heard of The Next Step?”

by dancefan11 November 3, 2020