A phrase commonly used to depict a person who appears randomly within pictures or situations; that stares obsessively at a person or persons with longing desire.
The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth
When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.
The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth
When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.
Dude, that guy sitting at the table behind you is giving that waitress the Daner-Creeper-Stare, It's like a 9.2 on a scale from 0-10
by (D-L)squared April 11, 2011
by squirter November 16, 2012
An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 01, 2024
An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!
by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024
When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
by WawaBings November 29, 2017
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 10, 2021