cunt spam

Being not left alone by an extremely annoying woman, especially if said woman wants the victim's nuts.

oh fuck... this bitch is cunt spamming me!

by ABitterMale March 9, 2011

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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015

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Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

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