sloth

A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.

"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"

by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

sloothy

A girl that is a slut and gets around, usually behind people's back.

Girl 1: Ya she's had sex with everyone's bf.

Girl 2: WOW! I had no idea, she really is sloothy...

by cock&block March 24, 2010

SlothJob

When a person has a serious hand deformity but uses it to their advantage in order to give an award worthy hand job. Normally the person suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis or Macrodactyly.

Even though Monica's rheumatoid arthritis makes it look like she is constantly throwing up gang signs, I'm able to look past it because she is able to give a killer SlothJob.

by JKWeb August 5, 2011

squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

MUD SLOTH

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak

I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth

by cyscott May 26, 2010

Sid the sloth

Sid the sloth is the iconic character from ice age. He is a intelligent character and his comedic value is amazing. Sid the sloth supremacy is when someone devotes their honour to Sid the sloth. I believe in Sid the sloth supremacy.

Sid the sloth 1: I believe in sid the sloth supremacy

Sid the sloth 2: same 😗✌️
Sid the sloth 3: same 😗✌️

Sid the sloth 1,2 and 3: Sid swag 😗✌️

by Sid swag girl June 22, 2021

teen sloth

Pretty self-explanatory, an adolescent that does not contribute to any aspect of life (others' lives or even their own) and waste otherwise productive hours with meaningless hobbies or tasks.

Not to be confused with gamers or otakus, as they actually put some effort into what they are doing. Teen sloths usually divulge themselves with texting, being emotionally distant, complaining about everything, or sleep at all hours of the day.

1.) Greg is such a teen sloth. I heard he slept for 18 hours straight because he spent the last 5 days texting until 3 am.

2.) Teen sloths give gamers and otakus a bad name because unlike online camaraderie and material/fictional admiration, teen sloths literally waste their lives doing nothing.

by lastray February 23, 2011