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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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Sloth Rocket

"Oh, I went out with Dave but nothing happened because he has a sloth rocket. It was so disappointing. "
by TraumaNurse16 September 24, 2016
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slothful

NOUN:
sloth·ful
/ˈsləʊθfʊl/ 🔊
a lazy feeling when gaming without a clear purpose and feeling bored. all about being unproductive and not making much sense.
SIMILAR: idle, boredom, laziness.
"During the long summer break, Mark often fell into a slothful state, spending hours gaming aimlessly, feeling unproductive and bored without a clear purpose."
by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023
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EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth

This Female Sloth hides Deep in the Mountains of the West Kootenays. She sneaks away from her male slaves cave nightly to galavant around the valley luring any and every cock possible to cum all over body after she is satisfied by them.
That EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth Fucked my Husband.
by Karmas a Bitch Eh February 3, 2022
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sloth mingling

sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard
Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again
by Catman did it August 15, 2016
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Sid The Sloth

Noah looks like Sid The Sloth, and sounds like him too!
Person 1: Is that Sid the Sloth?
Person 2: Nah, that’s just Noah!
by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025
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