Smoke shop

A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.

“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”

by Buakk November 20, 2019

pre shop

ad verb. to shop pre emptively before actually having the money. Similar to pre gaming before going out, its the preperation for the event of getting paid. Pre shopping can consist of online shopping cart filling, pressing the "buy now, bill later" feature, putting mass quantities of clothing on hold at your favorite stores, and spending your future paycheck in your head. Obsessively.

"Dude, I know I dont have the job but I've been pre shopping the salary all night!"

by figuresitwould March 5, 2010

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.

Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"

by KaleighRene June 15, 2011

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

shopping bag

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

by G_diddy September 29, 2008

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009