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Soken Seasoning

When you hear a little Masayoshi Soken magic on a Final Fantasy song and it gives you the good feelings
Example: Simon had to change his jeans after hearing that Soken Seasoning
by SMGSPANNER October 25, 2022
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nog season

The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.
I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.
by damonswrong November 29, 2013
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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.
customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.
by soda_jerker June 5, 2015
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seasonally harassed

It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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