An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.
Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?
Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
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Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
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