rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty richter

Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.

Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter

by cletusvandam July 10, 2010

Rusty Rundown

Giving a rim job to an individual after said individual has experienced a bout of diarrhea.

Last night I gave my a girl a rusty rundown.

by RustyZzipper May 22, 2018

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob

I got a rusty ginger for us.

by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

rusty alice

Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.

I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.

by Marty rocks September 1, 2017