rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

Rusty Bush

When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.

Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.

by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019

a rusty towball

A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.

my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.

by bjeloga the wogga February 03, 2013

rusty street

you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck

this bitch gave me a rusty street

by big goat cam meekmillen April 25, 2019

rusty richter

Similar to a dirty sanchez, but instead of dookie, apply period blood to the victims upper lip.

Aunt Flo was in town, so I gave Danielle a rusty richter

by cletusvandam July 09, 2010

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish February 09, 2012