Somebody: That Heath Newton is quite the Le Roi.
Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!
Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!
by Dude January 30, 2004
Get the le roimug. by turkoss May 28, 2025
Get the roimug. A man with whom I love dearly, forever. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and stows away his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found but at his core, he is sincere; he is very HANDSOME and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge of various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his heart is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers (we are so similar) because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment of lost loves. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas, they cannot be together. For he has traveled to a far off place to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll be like no time has passed and they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. Roy, the last pirate 🏴 ☠️ It’s not too many men not like roy, keep him.
“Roy, safe travels! May you only do great things”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
“Roy, I forgive you, I’m sorry”
“Roy, we really were like two ships passing in the night”
“Roy, you are my greatest love. How long it may take us to cross paths again, I will be waiting. I’m sorry, and I love you in a million years ^^<3 -J”
“Roy, sail on”
“Roy”
by Swhwarty143J June 22, 2022
Get the Roymug. 
It's a sexual position, in which you pound away at your wife or gf's glorious royal pussy, and fell like you've done a great job, only to realize that you didn't reach half as deep as her Bulls, nutted really quickly and then realize you were only imagining it all, and was actually masterbatiing outside YOUR bedroom door while YOUR woman is in YOUR bed screaming with her hung Bull.
Can you believe Roy actually thought he was doing Roy's Goddess, but was really just jacking his tiny plum??
by Tiny cuck November 14, 2023
Get the Roy's Goddessmug. by V3 GAMING June 2, 2016
Get the roy mermug. The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald
by robertmcfarglebottom March 11, 2023
Get the roimug.