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Ram-Rod

N-1. Ram-Rod Club in Mykonos, Greece
2. A person who has sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

V-1. have sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
2. act like you have just had sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

Adj-to liken someone or something to someone who has sex with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

Adv-to do something in a manner that would could be generally be described as something that someone who has intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males) would do.
N-1. Jack: Are yal trying to go to Ram-Rod tonight?
Alec: No, I dont think so, did you see that guy with a half shirt just walk in there?
Olivia: Yeah, what about that couple that just walked in there where one of their hands in each others' back pockets?

N-2. Eliza: Quit being such a Ram-Rod Alec. You have been acting like such a Ram-Rod ever since I took a picture of that naked fat man on Paradise Beach. Jealous ya Ram-Rod?

V-1. Olivia: Did you and Jack Ram-Rod each other last night Alec when you had to awkwardly sleep in the same bed together?

V-2. Dmitry: You guys ram-rodded around all day and didn't make it to the nude beach did you?

Adj-Alec: That masseuse was so Ram-Rod it didnt make me that mad that he apparently jiggled my girlfriends tush during her massage.

Adv-Eliza: Dmitry talked so ram-roddingly there is simply no way he wasn't ram-rod.
by Dmitry, the ram-rod one August 19, 2008
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Lower the Rod

The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)
Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!
by xXxProBassChampion24xXx March 5, 2014
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rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries
Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.
by Funkurface July 2, 2021
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Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB
Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod
by Los Muertos April 6, 2017
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God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"
by rypring April 23, 2010
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Doot rod

Then I put my doot rod in her pussy.
by El duce of QBN July 23, 2016
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Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!
by Goat 2x March 13, 2017
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