retardican

A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama

Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!

by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009

retarded

an idiot, doesnt always mean mentally retarded.

*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!

by 124 November 18, 2003

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

Retarded Puppy

a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.

Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)

by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009

retarded

To slow down or hinder development.

The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.

by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004

Retardednippleemia

A case resulting described in The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision. This rare medical condition is caused from the natural bill that is formed at birth. When the bill detaches, an anomaly occurs in which the bill connects with the person's nipples. This will lead to the creation of male genitalia upon the infant's breast. This process cannot be reversed and it is too dangerous to remove these via surgery.

The girl has penis's on her chest because she has Retardednippleemia.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D July 7, 2010

retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017