remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.

(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

by amarantha10 June 3, 2007

Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.

Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.

by bahremon June 19, 2009

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Boomer Remover

Synonym for coronavirus or COVID-19, created by the internet, since the virus is most dangerous for older people.

Friend: My grandma died because I infected her with COVID-19.
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?

by WakandanCow March 25, 2020

Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008