reddit

Basically,hear me out,reddit is the heaven of depressive people,damn nibbers.

A:I use reddit.
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what

by protestucatto November 16, 2019

Reddit Crips

An online-only “gang” falsely claiming Crip ties, ignorantly equating post volume with street cred. More URLs than real-life presence.

“Reddit Crips stay internet banging but can’t prove shit IRL”—anyone with a brain.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works

Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 20, 2022

Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.

“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Reddit

A brilliant website for finding information on and full of helpful people always willing to share their knowledge.

Person 1: "i need help with this"
Proffesional redditor: "dont fear stranger you are on reddit do this"
Person 1: "thank you"

by Suggy6708 August 31, 2022

Reddit

Claims to be the heart of the internet despite being nearly as bad as 4chan. A congregation of sex pests and political extremists where you can get banned for not going along with the exact thoughts of the group

Reddit is godawful

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 8, 2025

Reddit

I got banned it reddit

Hey you did you get banned in reddit? I engaged with a minor

by pseudonymALT January 24, 2024