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REMINGTON

A Remington is a dive bar where old country rednecks and hillbillies drink Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft while listening to crusty old country music from the 60's. We refer to such musical nightmares as Geritolpolooza! The average age of the customers is 62, many of whom arrive in walkers or wheelchairs. They can't drink alcohol because it interferes with their meds. The bar closes at 10pm because they leave at 9pm so as not to miss bedtime at 9:30pm. If you are looking for a good time, do NOT go to anything named REMINGTON'S!
We went barhopping last weekend and ended up in some divey Remington bar full of old people!

My grandfather and his friends like to drink and hang out in those old people Remington bars!
by Unlaurel August 5, 2010
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Soul Reading

a Soul Reading is the idea that your soul has its own agenda and purpose. That we are alive on earth as individuals but that our souls also have goals and healing work to do. The souls agenda can be to heal past life Karma, healing wounds from past lives, and living out your purpose on earth.

A Soul Reading checks in on where your soul (and you) are on your path to healing. What are you doing well and what do you need to be focused on.
I received Soul Reading today and now I have more clarity about my purpose in life.
by HealingHelper November 18, 2016
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remington

A soulless redheaded child
by Granger jacob October 26, 2017
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Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
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Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.
guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009
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Remington

Type of person that dodges work at the expense of other people’s time and energy. Normally men with this name are very annoying and cause a lot of trouble, while their female counterparts tend to be smoother and easier to work with.
Remington is so annoying, he didn’t do his part of the essay again, and now we have to cover for him!
by Mamacusa0426 January 14, 2020
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Reading Rainbow

when you're screwing a girl with the lights are off and a car goes by and the room lights up and your partner is ugly, you jump over the bed toward the door.
Dude, that chick was so ugly i had to pull a quick reading rainbow!
by E Ros December 24, 2008
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