REMINGTON

A Remington is a dive bar where old country rednecks and hillbillies drink Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft while listening to crusty old country music from the 60's. We refer to such musical nightmares as Geritolpolooza! The average age of the customers is 62, many of whom arrive in walkers or wheelchairs. They can't drink alcohol because it interferes with their meds. The bar closes at 10pm because they leave at 9pm so as not to miss bedtime at 9:30pm. If you are looking for a good time, do NOT go to anything named REMINGTON'S!

We went barhopping last weekend and ended up in some divey Remington bar full of old people!

My grandfather and his friends like to drink and hang out in those old people Remington bars!

by Unlaurel August 5, 2010

Remington

Remington is an indefinable infinitely loving being. Collected & enigmatic yet free spirited. Can be crazy at times, but that's just how he expresses what he's passionate about.

Yooo! It's Remington

by MasterFlaxseed February 12, 2019

Remington

A manufacturer of firearms that has excelled in making guns of the highest quality.

Wow, I just got a Remington 700 rifle for my birthday.

by Andrew Kastning July 23, 2005

Remington

A sweet, handsome young man that cares about his girl(:

I Love You Remington (:

by Remington Lover 123 March 8, 2011

Remington

Remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless "gun, television show, razor and type-writer references" but lacks an angry response because he's better than that. in fact, Remington is quite witty and usually plays along.

i dont care what anybody says, i like Remington! i wish there were more people like Remington!

by Slymee August 14, 2010

Remington

a member of society who appears hardened by war, but once you get him to crack a joke he is an open and gentle guy. Typically likes working with his hands and loves being there to make other people happy and feel special. May have moments of insanity, but those are few and far between. Loves being there for anyone and everyone he can be.

"Remington will watch the kids while we finish the grocery shopping"

by SCSBDancerG February 3, 2010

Remington

An amazing girl who truly loves for the people she cares about. Even though she doesn't think she's pretty she's the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She's weird and nerdy but she's AMAZING she is very athletic and artistic.

Wow Remington you can really play ball.

by Nikeballer June 21, 2017