what the random.

The best page on facebook, home to geeks, nerds, and other outcasts. New photos are uploaded everyday by the author and the fans.

Person 1- What the random. is hilarious, the photos he posts every day are great.
Person 2- Yeah, but the last photo is always some creepy black and white shot.

by They Call Me Fluffy November 21, 2011

random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

random dance

The act of a silent and spontaneous dance for no reason.

Al: Random dance!

Al and Paula start dancing

by Doctor Pie August 19, 2009

Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012

Random Ho

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

by jakkstr October 14, 2013