a popular scene from the game Grand Theft Auto 5 or GTA 5 for short in which a side character, Lamar roasts one of the protagonists, Franklin for not letting him in his house.
lamar roasting franklin:
Lamar: Wassup can a loc come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, i'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaa
Franklin: WHAT?!
Lamar: Wassup can a loc come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, i'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaa
Franklin: WHAT?!
by waysxbknm January 22, 2021
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A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014
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Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
by millstone January 13, 2021
Get the Trump Roast mug.Full sexual intercourse between a male and female. This is often built up to with a 'HALF ROAST' generally foreplay of some sort.
Male:- Hi babe i've had such a busy day at work and i'm bloody starving
Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck
Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?
Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.
Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck
Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?
Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.
by FR04STR December 18, 2014
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jefferson ford: i can almost taste it
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it
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