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Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.
1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."
by Croganizer March 1, 2014
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Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.
Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?
by dickhole44 November 16, 2015
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Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.
I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!
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Road Gobbie

The act of Fellatio whilst driving a motor vehicle
"Hey love, be a darl and give me a road Gobbie?"
by Joshiepoos August 9, 2016
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Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.
Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.
by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017
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road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017
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Road Hoagie

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?
by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017
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