Getting the east wing ready

Getting the east wing ready is when you're about to take an L/lose/make a loss/do badly. Inspired by The term Getting the west wing ready.

Travis Scott: "OH FUCK! I'm getting the east wing ready!"
Obama: "No get that shit out of here! You gotta have the west wing ready dawg!"

by OblivPoggers January 2, 2021

prawn ready

Hank is a brawler in Brawl Stars who is a prawn, and in one of his voicelines he says "I was prawn ready!" Which is a play on words for born ready. The community uses the term "prawn ready" for people skilled with Hank.

Person: why did I pick Hank? Because I was prawn ready!

by SuperDuperTrooperCool April 11, 2024

beep to beep means you are ready to meet

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.

"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.

by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023

not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 12, 2023

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.

The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024