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Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!
by bartfarkel March 14, 2008
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buffer race

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.
damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.
by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008
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Tab Race

When the site you want won't load, so you open up a new tab and go to the same site and see if it will load faster.
Guy: Yea Google wouldn't load the other day, so i opened up a total of five tabs and the fifth tab ended up winning the tab race.
by Kevin The Cactus December 23, 2010
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slow race

A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.
John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.

There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
by Marc Bennets June 12, 2008
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Dart Race Belt Fight

Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.

Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.
Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.
by Sexyalexis September 17, 2016
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PC Master Race

Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.

While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.
Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.
by no gaems June 6, 2013
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keg race

You have two kegs and two teams with an equal amount of members. Tap the kegs, and then whoever finishes their whole keg first wins.
Yes! Did you hear Sean's having a keg race this weekend?!
by Jemegan March 1, 2007
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