1. A quick masturbation session, or quick sex. Or a statement that one is busy, but only for a short period of time. Can also be used to refer to a third party's where-abouts in a joking manner.
"Got caught having a quick biff this morning"
"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."
"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."
"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
"She told me to meet her in the bathroom. A quick biff later and im back at my desk working."
"Whats up?" "Quick Biff" or "Brb, quick biff."
"Where did Ben go?" "I dunno...quick biff?" "hahaha"
by RobberCrook June 3, 2009
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A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.
A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.
"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."
"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."
"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."
"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."
"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."
by Murphy - Permission To Cum May 20, 2009
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A brief trip to Wikipedia during class in order for the teacher or student to prove one another wrong. Originated in Br. Joe's Latin class in Akron, Ohio.
Teacher "I believe John Kerry only had two purple hearts."
Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."
Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."
by Bob Gnarly June 9, 2008
Get the Quickie Wiki mug.The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.
Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
Randal: Thirty-seven.
Randal: Thirty-seven.
by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 3, 2003
Get the the Quick Stop mug.A quickie is an act of sexual intercourse that typically skips foreplay and other convoluted means of building excitement in the sexual partner. A quickie goes straight to the point: most efficient path to climax. Male climax, that is.
- Female: I have not climaxed yet.
- Male: I thought that was the point of the quickie. You only get to cum if you make it on time.
- Male: I thought that was the point of the quickie. You only get to cum if you make it on time.
by spookybbk October 8, 2010
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"Bruce and Lance came over to play quicksilver with the boys from the club and now I have an upset stomach"
by crashngdog May 19, 2006
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