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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
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Putin

When a person unexpectedly and rudely discharges fecal matter accompanied by air after a penis is pulled out of his butthole from gay sex.
When I pulled out, he was putin all over the bed, so I told him I'd invade his country for being such an asshole.
by Prostentic Vogon Jeltz March 15, 2022
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President Putin

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
by UD Veteran July 17, 2024
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.
Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin
by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022
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