Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements

I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie

by K1NG AD April 13, 2010

purple dino

Barny the idiot

The purple dino lost his job

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)

Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !

by The Caged World August 20, 2019

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

Purple Hearter

Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??

“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”

“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”

by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019