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Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.
"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it
by AvgBro October 27, 2013
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street punch

Sugar water and Dm cough surup for a little extra kick
to poor to afford booze go to the shoppers drug mart and grab some cough surup to whip up some street punch and party
by Connor Hutchinson March 7, 2008
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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Earthquake Punch

The act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. You must call "Earthquake Punch" before you punch, as if you do not, the Earthquake Punch will not be as powerful.
"That kid is such a D-Bag"
*walks over to the kid*
"EARTHQUAKE PUNCH!!!"

*punches kid very hard in the mouth*
by 1j1l2s3 October 18, 2010
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mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.
"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."
by Miya-chan June 11, 2018
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Like punch

a like punch is when a girl gives u a little punch on the arm which means she wants to get into your pants
dude1-hey dude i think that girl wants you
dude2- why
dude1- because she just give u a like punch
by airport316 March 31, 2011
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cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!
Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window
by Jhox September 21, 2018
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