puketory

The hellacious period between knowing you're going to throw up and actually vomiting.

Oh man, I was in puketory for a solid 30 minutes last night, I just wanted to get it over with and fall asleep on the bathroom floor.

by DeadManPrd April 9, 2011

Puketastrophe

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.

by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011

Pukeasaurus

Someone of whom is very large (read: fat) and possibly ugly, yet believes themselves to be really attractive and so dresses to show off their body. Imagine a really big girl, wearing a very short skirt. If you've just turned away and feel like you're about to puke at the sight/thought, then you have yourself a Pukeasaurus.

Dan: Hey Joe, check out that chick!
*Joe turns to look*
Joe: Ah dude no! Such a pukeasaurus.
*Joe turns to face away from her, sickened by the sight*

by Kaartis September 28, 2012

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013

pueeg

small asian weener

that kid is such a pueeg. hahah.

by tillerdittlo June 23, 2014

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.

Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."

by K8ty07 May 29, 2017