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Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018
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Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.
That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.
by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024
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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
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New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 10, 2020
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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
by captain deeze March 3, 2012
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