x protien

refering to "X Protonium."

Yo sup X Protien.

by X Protonium May 30, 2019

Motor protein

Very important thing that walks but it’s not alive

I need motor proteins to transport this

by Hi I like cheesecake November 16, 2019

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Non-protoindotubular-electro-transsino-pneumaticology

Noun

The study of Electro-Pneumatic systems that transfer Chinese air out of China using tubes that are not from the Indo area.

I plan on studying non-protoindotubular-electro-transsino-pneumaticology in University next year.

by ASheeeep August 9, 2024

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.

Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025

spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

by AJJJDJJJAJJJMJJJ March 7, 2017