Protestant Christianity

A form of Christianity, started in the 16th century. It slightly differs from Catholicism, most notably there is less emphasis on clergy. However, Catholics and Protestants:

-Both worship the same God.
-Both worship Jesus.
-Both read the Bible.
-Both attend church on Sundays, as opposed to other religious buildings. (i. e. Mosques)
-The majority of Protestants are not violently anti-Catholic, and the majority of Catholics are not violently anti-Protestant. They just disagree on SOME issues.
-Both do not hate Jews/Muslims/etc. There are both Protestants and Catholics that do, but the majority don't, considering the Bible verses that oppose discrimination.

Here on Urban Dictionary, the average definition of Protestant is:

"OMFG thay hat catchlics so fcuking msuh.I HATE CHRISTIANS!!1!1!1111,. ROFLZ. o and hitler is my herO!1"

To all of you retarded "rebel" preteens that wrote/write/plan to write anti-Protestant definitions, grow up and open your eyes; Protestants and Catholics are very similar. Fighting over "what true Christianity is" is immature and discriminatory.

I follow Lutheranism; a form of Protestant Christianity.

by Anonym ous February 26, 2007

war protester

someone who protests during the day and represents themselves as a "majority", while the real "majority" are working to pay for the protesters dole checks.

"Man, I wish I had alot of spare time on my hands to stand around holding a sign like those war protesters, oh well, I have to work."

by intrepid March 27, 2003

antiwar protestor

Someone who doesn't give in to everything that the government gives to you. They actually think for themselves. NOT unamerican, in fact, they are being very American by expressing their opinions.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

Professional Gamer

Virgin.

"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."

by mastertoast December 23, 2008

professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

by Crystal K February 5, 2007

street wise professor

A street wise professor is like an O.G. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. They are usually punks who have been around the scene to damn long. So they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.

Any time I am stuck in a town on business I find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.

by Cheez (ED) October 19, 2006

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010