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procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself
Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.
by lmac1998 December 27, 2018
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Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work
“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018
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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Procrastinator

Procrastinator on daily basis

Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—
by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021
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Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024
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Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
by 162875 March 10, 2015
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procrastinate

When people forget to write their alpha auto-biography *cough* *COUGH*
I'll write a sentence of this example later. "stop procrastinating" says the teacher I love to procrastinate though says the grade 7 student
by Kitt Catty November 5, 2020
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