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Procrastination

Me.
I do procrastination. Duh
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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Procrastinator

Someone who doesn't like doing stuff.
Procrastinator:

Me: Hey, Mr. Thornton did you grade the PEA's?
Thronton: Nah
by Eggstacy21 November 20, 2018
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Procrastination

What You're Doing Right Now! Get back to work, trust me it will turn out better in the long run.
I would love to think of a good example.. but I should be studying for a biology test that I have tomorrow, No seriously I actually have a big test tomorrow I shouldn't even be writing this urban dictionary definition. Procrastination.
by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018
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Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017
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Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing
"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"
by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018
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Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018
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