This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug. Procrastinator on daily basis
Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—
Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—
by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021
Get the Procrastinatormug. Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024
Get the Procrastinatormug. A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.
Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome
by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017
Get the Procrastinator Afliction syndromemug. Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.
Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.
by Nicolishous March 1, 2019
Get the Procrastinate in the Pantymug. Hey! Stop procrastinating! Don't push things till the next day! Procrastination is putting things to the next day.
by himydude June 13, 2018
Get the Procrastinationmug. Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.
Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."
by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021
Get the Procrastinatormug.