White privileges

They want us to believe in the amendments and that, “All men are created equal”. In reality we’re not. Especially BLACK MEN in America they’ll have it hard the rest of their lives. It’s sad that they have to have a whole conversation about how to listen to police and what NOT to do.

White privileges:

-James bumps Damien-
James: watch where your going

Damien: you bumped me?!
James: what was that..?
Damien: you bumped me!

-teacher walks up-
Teacher: what’s going on here boys
James: he pushed me ma’am

Damien: are you serious right now..?!
Teacher: my class NOW?!
-James walks away a free man-
-Damien get suspended for two days-

by IfTheShoeFitsWearIt January 6, 2021

PP Privilege's

It is the privilege's that you can do with your pp

Ow He punched my penis, now I don't have pp privilege's

by TravIS man scoot December 8, 2020

Uterus privilege

When a cisgender woman decides that she's superior to a transwoman and/or decides that transwomen do not share her gender.

Sophie: Come on Karla, let's move away from those fake women over there
Karla: Get over your uterus privilege, that's a real woman

by Nudical May 10, 2024

Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.

Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.

by darealprivileged October 13, 2024

Pretty privilege

Someone who is more successful because of their appearance and beauty.

She has pretty privilege and gets what she wants.

by Aklexas May 22, 2021

Sex Privileged

A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.

Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!

by Just_Some_Tall_Guy! June 7, 2020

Celebrity Privilege

Having the audacity to ask average people to provide the resources and/or means while having both in abundance.

Did you see the video of Oprah and The Rock using their celebrity privilege to request people make donations to the Maui relief effort

by CK179 September 4, 2023