Potato Hole

A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners.
From Saturday Night Live sketch, "Potato Hole." Aired, November 12, 2022.

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”

Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
by UCLA_KAT November 14, 2022
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potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 30, 2010
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Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 03, 2013
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recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.
Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.
by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012
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Potato Knishes

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.
"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."
by Jaxsenlover January 01, 2017
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X-Potato

X-Potato is a word that shouted by a cute doggo on youtube called Inugami Korone, it can be used to call her fan, but basically we are all X-Potato
We are all X-Potato
by Hiraa November 20, 2020
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potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
by sakasirat July 09, 2021
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