poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

Someone who runs after from their issues but what’s to fight back

Daniella is a poot

by Lyla “The helpful” Aguirre January 30, 2020

Poot

a fucking fart

Bruh I just fucking pooted and it smells like actual shit

by Ya fucking girl August 10, 2019

Poot

When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time

I accidentally pooted again

by Chuggus July 9, 2021

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

Poot

A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.

D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.

by Togetherselves April 2, 2019