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Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.
by Fishingman December 18, 2011
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planks

a combination of please and thanks. Used to save time.
Can you bring that shirt for me tomorrow planks
by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022
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Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face
I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.
by Nightsky December 18, 2022
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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked
by oompaloominator March 10, 2010
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plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume
errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021
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