ghetto pizza

A slice of bread (preferably Wonderbread™) topped with ketchup, a slice of American cheese and microwaved for 45 seconds. Typically used in periods between welfare when money is tighter than usual.

"Damn Leroy! All dis crack's done givin' me the MUNCHIES!"
"Chillax Tyrone, we just cook ourselves up some of the ghetto pizza!"
"Oo boy, jus' like mama used to make!"

by Blutorse4792 February 25, 2008

pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018

Pizza Cookie

It's like a pizza... but you don't cut it up so it's like a giant cookie.

Guy: Hey Dude, I'm so hungry for pizza but I haven't got a cutter

Dude: Hey Guy, just have a pizza cookie

by Bloodyscenekids April 17, 2009

pizza king

An incredible pizza and sandwich eatery establishment that is being held hostage by Indiana. Be forewarned, it may become an addiction. There is one in nearly ever po-dunk town in IN. Only a few have a drink delivering train, which is awesome, but all have the delightfully delicious circle pizza cut into squares that is "an Indiana tradition since 1958".

I'm really craving some pizza king.

by shannonp47 March 8, 2009

pizza cancer

The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?

Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.

by cap'n hook December 31, 2012

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

by Nathan January 27, 2005