Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

slut that likes fat kids with glasses and isn't loyal will cheat on you for any black guy.

Piper-slut that likes all kinds of men like black men and fat kids with glasses.

by Nigger_DIldo April 11, 2017

Piper

Piper is an amazing girl and she’s very funny. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Piper is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.. Yes she does has a little bit more energy then anyone I know but I still love her. She’s very caring and sweet:)<3

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s piper she’s the best!

by urmomlovescheese May 8, 2022

Piper

Piper is my BEST FRIEND EVER SHE IS SO AMAZING AND FULL OF LIFE !!!!! SHE LEGIT CARES FOR YOU EVEN IF SHE IS SAD HERSELF LIKE DIGKDKCUFJDVDH IF YOU KNOW A PIPER KEEP HER CLOSE BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST

“Wow that girl is gorgeous”
“Must be a Piper”

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021

Piper

A really fun person to be around. She will always be there for you if you need help and is very relatable. But she is an amazing friend in a no homo way.

If you ever have know a piper get to know her better and you’ll be surprised on on how amazing she is

by She wan December 10, 2020

Peter Piper Pickle

Pickle song

Peter Piper Pickle
What?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

piper

a really bossy 13 yr old who like encouraging little tots to get plastic surgery have a big butt and look like kim k when thier two, she wears way to much makeup bc she thinks shes ugly, (which she is) and nothing will help her

omg is her name piper?
yes she is , call her to the guidence councler

by lia :> September 5, 2021