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pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.
"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."
by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003
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dirty pelican

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.
Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!
by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003
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pemican

Pemican refers to the outermost edges of the labia (not specific to, but often as a part of roast beef) which are darker in color if not a brownish shade similar to that of pemican a.k.a. beef jerky. Often darker brown along said edges, the appearance is also similar to that of seared ahi tuna like you'd get as an appetizer in a hip urban lounge or Japaneese restaurant. The finest pemican is made from Buffalo meat and prepared by Native Americans. This kind of Beef Jerky comes in a variety of flavors such as Terryaki, BBQ, and spicy jalapeno.
Dude, I was checkin' out this chick's twat and it was all pemican, bro. It looked like Tonto left his lunch in the canoe. I wanted to pack it in a stay-fresh ziplock baggie and take it on a road trip.
by E. Meyers November 30, 2006
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bomb peice

Bomb peice is a synonym for awesome, cool, or fun. It can be used to describe practically anything.
Guy 1: "I enjoyed having sex with that beautiful woman."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet she had a bomb peice pussy."

Guy 1: "I thoroughly enjoyed watching that movie."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was the bomb peice."
by Ed Marcel Dennis January 11, 2006
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Pelican Bay

The most northern infection caused by spore cast from Los Angeles.
Don't go to Pelican Bay if you don't want to catch the Los Angeles infection.
by Downstrike May 27, 2004
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Perc

Perc is a Panda like human who usually causes a great ordeal of pandemonium. He comes from an Inca civilization who enjoys the delicassi of eating frogs. A Perc is a great furry friend and is bound to fall in love with a girl named Ale.

Everyone should have a Perc in their lives.
He is such a perc
by Marcothecreator January 26, 2019
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Pelican

The UNSC Drop-ship from the popular game Halo for the XBox. VTOL and multi-purpose, it can carry many soldiers and a vehicle. It can also be equipped with a variety of weaponry.
It's ok marines, we got a pelican inbound!
by Merf Avenger October 16, 2011
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