Persassy

Someone who is SO SASSY and SARCASTIC that everyone around them loves them and hates them at the same time.

Warnings:

will make a LOT of water jokes
Obsession with Blue food
One day, they will become an urban dictionary of Dad jokes
you can try to make them feel bad, but they will hurl your insults back at you

Catchphrase: Deal with it

PJO reference...

Deal with it

someone: You are so Sassy!
Persassy: No, I'm PERsassy
Persassy: Deal with it

by uknkown. October 14, 2020

the most perfect day

a day with you of course, we could go on a walk or even stay home and it would still be perfect because you were there :)

we should go on a date

ohmygod that would be the most perfect day

by max,harris May 2, 2022

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

perkypriss

An annoying perky prissy byatch.

Look out everybody here comes perkypriss.

by jpg3 November 19, 2011

Multiple personality disorder

A mental disorder that is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder. This disorder is caused by trauma. Someone with this disorder will have at least 2 separate personalities that take control of the body at different times.

She was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder, which is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder.

by Thelabrinth May 12, 2015

performative wokeness

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.

People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

by Brainshrub August 28, 2019

permahigh

Consuming enough marijuana to constantly maintain a layer of THC on the brain's neurotransmitters. It takes the average human around 3 weeks off the weed for the neurons to flush themselves. After prolonged periods of habitual use, the THC affected neurotransmitters are covered by more and more layers of THC creating a stronger permanent high, noticeable throughout daily life, high or not. This phenomenon is directly related to why tolerance breaks are utilized and effective for people who notice they need to smoke more to get that same euphoric high. AKA: PERMACHOPPED

Andy: Aye James let's blow pack tonight!
James: Nah man my permahigh is getting too strong, I can't even concentrate on my book anymore.
Andy: You fuckin' druggo

James: I need a T-Break

by OBEEZ January 2, 2017