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peen

A term referred to a moment of complete coincidence between two people. When two people each say the same thing at the same time by accident, or discover something in common between themselves, a moment of peen has occurred.
Alex: Did you see SNL?
Justin: Yeah it was great!
Alex and Justin at the same time: "...In a van down by the river!"
Alex: ahhh! peeeeen!
Justin: Peen!!

or

Alex: My favorite band is Weezer!
Justin: Oh my god, me too!
Alex and Justin: Peen!!
by justin April 27, 2004
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Peeing Ostrich

A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"

"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010
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peeing on the inside

see peeing

Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!

*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.

eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
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pedonecrophiliac

One who practices the art of sex with dead babies.
That sick fucker is a pedonecrophiliac!
by Kenneth Hardy February 17, 2007
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Peeonce'

(Pronounced: Pee-on-say) A Fiance' that you mistreat or 'pee on' (not literally)
by JMoore007 February 5, 2009
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peen-pog

originated from "powned" or "pooned"
online gamers used it when they got alot of kills or said it whenever something bad happend to another player.
person: omg dude i just got 2mill from pking!
person2: woah, gimmi some!
person: naw im gonna---
person2: gonna.....????
*20 seconds later*
person: Omfg! nnnnnooooo nnnnooooooooo!!!!!!@$@#$
person: some guy just killed me, i lost all my stuff! nnnooo!
person2:hahahhaha you got peen-pogged!
OR
person2:hahahhaha you got pogged!

thats how you use "peen-pog"
by ryan lopez August 14, 2006
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Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
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