She is a no talent heroin assistant crack whore looking, deflated ass cheek showing, idiot! She has the audacity to think she's hot. She has a man's face. Maybe if she'd eat something, she wouldn't look so masculine.
She looks like a french fry.
by Narcissa February 7, 2004
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Paris Hilton should have been sentenced to 45 days of seeing (and directly experiencing) how America's least fortunate actually live.
by Action Man July 11, 2007
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Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
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Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...
by Spazcat101 January 21, 2009
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Paris couldn't get famous any other way, so what did she do? Made a sex tape that looked like two people having sex in Iraq.
by Wishmistress February 20, 2005
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