Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.

Imagine being the child of virgin parents!

by LordJenal August 9, 2024

Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

clarence parents

deriving from the 2002 film 8 mile, Clarence Parents describes a person who acts like they’re from the hood or a bad life, but actually had a good upbringing.

Dennis is no gangster. He went to a private school in Irvine. Bro has clarence parents.

by belikemike_23 May 4, 2024

My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!

Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.

by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024

Blue Parents

A term for a class of privileged people whose parents are rich or famous enough to have their own Wikipedia pages. Thus, when the parent's name shows up on a Wiki page, it would be a blue inline link.

You get good at musical theatre by practicing your singing and acting. You get on Broadway by having blue parents.

by Ofrenda December 21, 2024