poot

to run away

Lyla is a poot

by Lyla the helpful aguirre February 5, 2020

Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way

“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”

by damngrrr June 17, 2020

Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”

by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022