A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.
JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
by Mike109999 September 19, 2025
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A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
by Aco4n October 16, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
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Girl 1 : " Look, it's Pedro. He's got a really huge dick."
Girl 2 : " Really? He once sold heroin to my granny and she died."
Girl 2 : " Really? He once sold heroin to my granny and she died."
by BigDguy November 24, 2021
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did you hear that pedro saved a girl from suicide?
yeah bro honestly how did he do that, he’s amazing!
yeah bro honestly how did he do that, he’s amazing!
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