Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Oral Sex

What people know to be "blow jobs" and "eating out"

Sexual stimulation to genitals from mouths

She gave him/her amazing oral sex last night

by I'm too lazy to think of smthn June 10, 2018

no oral october

girls can’t give boys brain and boys can’t give girls head for the whole of october

boy 1 : that girl is a hoe
boy 2 : yea she’s failing no oral october

by imnewherelolz September 26, 2020

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Orally Challenged

This is when you are beyond autistic to the point in which you cannot speak. People who are orally challenged tend to lick their shoulders and spunk fairly often.

Yo dude you are so orally challenged

by Yung shovel cock May 31, 2018

coral oral

A oral given near coral. Usually underwater in hawaii

Damn she gave me a hot coral oral

by TanaAAAAAAAAf May 27, 2018